A blast to the past...well..more like a lame hop

Daily Quote : "After forwarding some jokes to u guys,I've decided to send an original joke of mine. Here it goes........(read it real fast) TIMOTHY LEONG funny,rite?hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha." -Queen of lameness, Siew Ching -
Daily Craving : Luncheon Meat

Well look at this! My frist consecutive entry in a long time! Hooray for me! Many people must be wondering about the title and the daily quote entry, so I guess it is time to enlighten all you people out there. It so happens that for some strange reason I decided to take a look back at some old emails that were circulating around a few years back (There should be about 10 girls and 3 guys going "Oh Damn! Not those mails!").

I can tell you I was laughing my head off! I just can't believe the kind of things we came up with those days. I we were lame to the max (actually we still are lame). The number of songs, rhymes, poems, insults and stories that came out. That was the time of Moo-ching, the time of the "Grass-Mouse" connection the time when no one could walk without a limp. But that seriously brings back the memories..and that's why I have that quote up there....what better quote of the day then the one that started it all.

It also sort of dawned on me as I was reading the mails, that a certain someone I won't say who (points at the QOL) kept telling her friends not to study so hard, kept saying must give her chance larr, that she very lazy larr, kononnya macam pelajarannya tak baik..tetapi bila result tu keluar....budak tu yg dapat markah paling tinggi!. Some people I tell you..teruk betul..so kiasu....must try so hard to make sure she the best...hahahaaha...(there is proabably gonna be a girl somewhere in UK gunning for my head now).

Well that's all for now....and I'll just leave you guys with this really ol' poem that I dug out while reading the emails..you know..just for old times sake.....hehehehhe(*evil grin*)

Greetings to all of you out there,
You all better beware,
Past week physically lame I was,
For awhile I even had to hop to floss,
But worry not my little lamelings,
Now I'm back with a zing,
Physically recovered but still as lame,
Too bad I've no "kaki" what a shame.

Unlike "clean grass" at Midvalley,
Oh my! Aren't they lovely,
One's a mouse at the same time an ass,
Oops forgive me, I meant lab ass,
Five days a week in he slaves away,
Making capacitors he does all day,
In spite of the hard work he does for his pay,
Through the other he still knows what we say.

Now the other is tall and thin,
Sorta like grass just not so green,
Every Friday she joins us for lunch,
Holiday or not we go for a munch,
Cause all holiday troubles she can fix,
For her 1 + 1 + 1 = 6!
Together they're cuter than the Grinch,
So cute that Siew Ching wants to pinch,

Information super highway is what the Internet is,
But the "clean grass" connection is faster than this,
Far apart they're supposed to be,
But that is all just a scam see,
Tell them something and see how soon,
I bet you the other will know by noon,
Someday we will hear bells ring,
Let's just hope we're invited to the wedding.

At the wedding I'm sure we'll see,
The best man with his own bride to be,
Half-man, half-woman what is it?
Our sense of gender he/she has distorted it,
Reminds me of a nursery rhyme we used to croon,
About the cow jumping over the moon,
The favourite song of his I sing now,
Twinkle, twinkle little star, oh looks there goes a cow!

The other half looks as innocent as a kitten,
But looks can be deceiving so it is written,
Do not be fooled by that charming façade,
Cause underneath lies a lame McFlurry heart,
Self proclaimed Queen of Lameness is she,
I can't believe she's lamer than me,
Hard to believe yet it's true,
The way those two lovebirds gel like glue!

They deny all that's said about them,
Self-brought trouble to them is like a grem,
Between figuring out that "Duh!" means yes,
Asking people to the prom under duress,
And sucking face like there's no tomorrow,
(Soon they'll both have faces like a scarecrow)
They keep ending up in mess,
This McFlurry and her Moo-mooness.

Two couples I gone through for fun,
I'll bet you all think I'm done,
There's much more that's yet to come,
Entertainment for more than some,
Two couples in two trees,
K.I.S.S.I.N.G.,
First there were four now there's six,
Oh my gosh the thought makes me sick!

Oh lookie here I'm on a roll,
All that boredom was bound to take its toll,
So let me tell you another rhyme,
One immortalized by time,
Charlesy Mousey acted like a buffoon,
Kissed Grace and made her swoon,
When Timothy came out that day,
It was Siew Ching who came out to play.

Charlesy Mousey sat on a wall,
Charlesy Mousey had a great fall,
Of all of those who do the can-can,
Only Grace could make Charlesy Mousey all better again.,
Moo moo lame cow, have you any sense?
"No sir, no sir, I've no cow sense",
"None for my master, none for the dame",
"It's all for my McFlurry who lives down the lane".

You all can now take a breather,
I'll save the rest for later,
Yes that's right this is the end,
I've decided to be considerate my friend,
No more charing or anything like that,
I'll be off with a tip of my hat,
Bored am I, it's plain to see,
So give me a call if you're free.

-Su Yuen Hsiang -